10 Steps of Living with a Monster!

Harry wrote this story at school this year. It is a bit hard to read some of it but pretty funny.

Step 1
Going to school with your monster.
Always ask your monster what's the answer. He will tell you.

But he might eat your work.
He might watch TV instead of helping you.

Step 2
Camping with your monster.
When camping use your monster to make a big sand slide.
Give him a tent.

Make a tree house for your monster.
Use your monster as a wave rider.

Step 3
Feeding your monster.
Monsters eat a lot. You'll need a huge bowl.
They need a water dish.

Step 4
Cleaning your monster.
Your monster likes to be cleaned in a bath.
Brush his teeth.

Step 5
Burping and farting with your monster.
Monsters love burping and farting.
Singing with a monster.
Monsters love music.

Step 6
They rock a lot!
They might play banjos.

Step 7
Watch TV with your monster.
Watch Jurassic Park with your monster.
Monsters love creepy movies.

Step 8
Riding a bike with your monster.
Be careful when riding a bike with your monster!
Just make sure the bike is good for the monster.

The bike has to be heavier than your monster.
Help him learn how to ride a bike.

Step 9
Playing on TV with your monster.
Monsters LOVE video games.
Step 10
Sleeping with your monster.
Do not make your monster count sheep.

Give him a kiss good night.